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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 7:54 pm

Before you go any further, you must be warned. What you about to see is truly terrifying. It is not for the faint of heart.

They are not those pansy Italian, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican, or Colombian mobsters. No sir, they are much more!

They are........drumroll please.......ALBANIAN SUPER-GANGSTERS!!!

Now, these mugshots may look like any other but don't be deceived. If you look closely you can see that these guys have the MAFIA GENE. But don't look too closely or their steely gazes may haunt you in your dreams.

I hear that when the Albanian Mafia wants to move into a new area, they just hang photos like these around town. Within a few days, there is nothing left but tumbleweeds blowing in the wind and they move in and take over.

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"Albanian gangsters are the latest ethnic criminals to be presented by authorities as competition for the old and dying Mafiosi. Like Irish, Cuban, Russian, Chinese and Greek hoodlums before them, the Albanians are not serious competition for what the F.B.I. calls traditional organized crime, the Italian mob. There are nowhere near enough of them." - Jerry Capeci

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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 8:08 pm

Egotistical wrote:At 30 years old.... congratulations.
31 actually. My birthday was last Wednesday.


The citizens of the world flee in absolute terror as the Albanian Mafia establishes world domination!
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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 8:26 pm

Egotistical wrote:Trying looking up the NOKAS robbery. I think you'll find the pictures very similar to what you just posted up.
This one?
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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 8:41 pm

Now selling on Ebay - John Gotti's old table that the Rudaj gang took over! Legend has it that Rudaj and his boys stormed Rao's Italian Restaurant and officially claimed it as their own. Then they sat down to a big dinner of Albanian goat cheese, which of course had to be flown in the old country itself. The bidding starts at $199.95!
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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 8:47 pm

This is the New Jersey gas station where the Gambino crime family fled for their lives after Alex Rudaj pointed his Albanian Mafia super gun at them. You can see it on the new Albanian Mafia tour coming soon to the New York area. It's half a day of riding around in a small yellow school bus, looking for Albanian mobsters, and singing old Albanian folk songs. Only $19.95 with coupon. But it can't be paid in the Albanian currency known as the "lek," as it is only worth about 1/1000th of the Mexican peso.
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Unread post by thewestside » January 12th, 2009, 9:11 pm

You know you're an Albanian if.......


ur grandma wears t-shirts, long sleeves shirts, then a collar shirt, and on top of that a suit jacket wen it is 85 degrees outside.

-when at least one of your relatives drives a Benz or a BMW.

-u have more alcohol in ur house then the bar around the corner does.
all the hot albo girls r somehow related 2 u.

-ur neighbors understand words like "rafte pika...kuku & ta qifsha nanen".

-ur outside playin then when u fall instead of sayin "aww i'm sorry let me get u a bandaid" like americans do ur parents say "rafte pika pse dreqin ke shkua atje"...lmao.

-u have them old albos pickin there ears with keys nd pickin their nose in public...lol.lol

-ur mom tells u "ta quisha nanen" not knowin she is talkin about herself.

-u invite 1, 000 people 2 ur wedding nd u only know 500 of them. lol

-ur mom nd dad tell u stories of how thye walked 8 miles barefoot in the snow up mountains nd hills jus to go to school nd hoe ur 2 lazy 2 get up in the morning nd take the bus.

-you drive better cars then the teachers at your high school.

-when you are 20 in the 12th grade!!!

-raki rrushit" for everything that is physically or mentally wrong ...

-You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect the insurance.

-You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.

-You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

-You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th century.

-The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro Reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.

-you can't have your friends come over cause your dad walks around on his underwear.

-when you go to a store to see pretty girls instead of mass

-A visa is not a credit card, it's a card that gets you
in the US....

-You refer to your dad's friends as aja [uncle]

-You curse at your teachers or strangers in Albanian....

-You can spot an Albanian a mile away..

-After a family meal, the women fight to the death over
who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their ass and discuss
politics impatiently waiting for their tea. ..

-Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.

-Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you
to dinner even if
you're in the next room....


-You have at least thirty cousins (that's only 1st ones)....


-You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal....

-You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport....

-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house....

-When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your relatives back home...

-Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls. ..

-Your mother does everything for you if you are male & you do all the housework and cooking if you are female...

-Your relatives alone could populate a small city.....

-You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate college...
-You teach Westerners swearwords in Albanian...

-You always say open the light" instead of "turn the
light on"...

-Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day...

-You say "I took my kids a bath" instead of "I gave them a bath".

-You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

You're proud to be an Albanian - and you pass these
jokes on to all
your Albanian friends

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Unread post by Babmuk » January 13th, 2009, 6:32 am

LMAO!!!Westside,,good one!!F*ck albanian mafia and all their sneaky ways to poison europe,,i'm really dissapointed that those kool albanian gangsters are not hung up or got put in russian jails,,it would be a good chance for them to show how cruel and ruthless they are,,loool

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Unread post by dinky » January 13th, 2009, 7:41 am

PURE QUALITY

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Unread post by Sentenza » January 13th, 2009, 11:10 am

LOLLL!

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Unread post by thewestside » January 13th, 2009, 5:50 pm

I should point out that I'm not joking about the facts surrounding Albanian organized crime. Just certain people's neverending hype that puts it into almost mythical proportions.

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 13th, 2009, 8:51 pm

Babmuk wrote:LMAO!!!Westside,,good one!!F*ck albanian mafia and all their sneaky ways to poison europe,,i'm really dissapointed that those kool albanian gangsters are not hung up or got put in russian jails,,it would be a good chance for them to show how cruel and ruthless they are,,loool

Its not the Albanian's fault that the outside world does drugs and wants to fcuk money for money. I love it how you people portray the Albanian mafia as evil but the other mafias as heroic. Western media is one hell of a weapon.

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 13th, 2009, 10:30 pm

I love it how you people portray the Albanian mafia as evil but the other mafias as heroic.
Wait.. which mafia is portrayed heroic?? lol I never said anything about Russian Mafia being honorable and Robin-Hood style, no no. I said the opposite.
No one here (except for Fuck-ulina) thinks any mafia is "heroic". Nothin heroic about killers and criminals that try to pump their pockets.

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Unread post by $outhPhillypuppet » January 14th, 2009, 12:19 am

i heard Qui-Gon Jinn got beef with the Albanians.
Is that true?
Something bout France and some girls.

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 14th, 2009, 1:05 pm

Vostok I was talking about Babmuk.

Who is Qui-Gon Jinn?

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 14th, 2009, 2:29 pm

Vostok I was talking about Babmuk.
Still... where did he portray Russian Mafia as heroic?? judging by the nature of his comments I do not think he would show Russian Mafia or any Mafia as heroic.

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Unread post by TeeKay » January 14th, 2009, 3:03 pm

LOL

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 14th, 2009, 4:08 pm

VostokSila wrote:
Vostok I was talking about Babmuk.
Still... where did he portray Russian Mafia as heroic?? judging by the nature of his comments I do not think he would show Russian Mafia or any Mafia as heroic.

Who mentioned Russian mafia? I said people say ignorant things like the Albanian mafia is evil and the other mafias are honorable and cool.

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 14th, 2009, 5:11 pm

Who mentioned Russian mafia? I said people say ignorant things like the Albanian mafia is evil and the other mafias are honorable and cool.
MAN U JUST SAID YOU MEANT Babmuk, now you say "people"? lol if you consider Fuckliana as "people" than I am sorry.. only she sais that mafia's are honorable and cool.

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 14th, 2009, 5:21 pm

Babmuk wrote:LMAO!!!Westside,,good one!!F*ck albanian mafia and all their sneaky ways to poison europe,,i'm really dissapointed that those kool albanian gangsters are not hung up or got put in russian jails,,it would be a good chance for them to show how cruel and ruthless they are,,loool

This is what I meant Vostok. Other people outside this forum have had the same comments. For some reason, the popular mafia's [Italians, Russians, Japanese] can be justified because they are in movies.

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 15th, 2009, 1:17 am

This is what I meant Vostok. Other people outside this forum have had the same comments. For some reason, the popular mafia's [Italians, Russians, Japanese] can be justified because they are in movies.
What did he say in that comment that shows any mafia heroic?? lol because he said they would not survive in Russian prison? its true, they would not.

Other people outside this forum.. are you surprised?? if most people on this forum are idiots you think that people who know nothin of organized crime outside this forum will be smarter.

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 15th, 2009, 1:51 pm

What did he say in that comment that shows any mafia heroic?? lol because he said they would not survive in Russian prison? its true, they would not.
I guess this is going to be another extremist story LOL :p tell me why you think they wouldnt survive Russian prison.
Other people outside this forum.. are you surprised?? if most people on this forum are idiots you think that people who know nothin of organized crime outside this forum will be smarter.
True.

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Unread post by Sentenza » January 15th, 2009, 2:51 pm

CheGuevara wrote:
I guess this is going to be another extremist story LOL :p tell me why you think they wouldnt survive Russian prison.
Tuberculosis, hehe. ;)

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Unread post by AngloIrish » January 15th, 2009, 3:33 pm

I'm new to this forum and think this war of my mobs better than your mob is funny as f**k!!!

Westside good posts I've enjoyed reading some of your stuff!!!

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 15th, 2009, 3:39 pm

AngloIrish wrote:I'm new to this forum and think this war of my mobs better than your mob is funny as f**k!!!

Westside good posts I've enjoyed reading some of your stuff!!!

Thats not the usual debate around here. Just this thread has resulted in that.

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 15th, 2009, 4:19 pm

tell me why you think they wouldnt survive Russian prison.
Because they are outsiders, they do not know how things go there, rules are very thin there.. one wrong look or move and you are dead. And from what you say.. Albanians are hot-heads and are very violent.. so they will probably get killed.
(this is assuming they know the language, and if they dont know the language then they are even more f*cked).
They need to watch out from everyone... both prisoners and guards.

If not the prisoners then the cold would kill them, as they are used to a nicer weather xD

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 15th, 2009, 5:02 pm

Because they are outsiders, they do not know how things go there, rules are very thin there.. one wrong look or move and you are dead. And from what you say.. Albanians are hot-heads and are very violent.. so they will probably get killed.
(this is assuming they know the language, and if they dont know the language then they are even more f*cked).
They need to watch out from everyone... both prisoners and guards.

If not the prisoners then the cold would kill them, as they are used to a nicer weather xD
Do you think a Russian could survive in an Albanian prison?

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 16th, 2009, 1:14 am

The main difference between your loveable Italian mafia and your evil, sick, twisted Albanian mafia who should go to Russian prison.

Italian mafia
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What the Italians rob, kill, extort for?
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What the Albanians rob, kill, extort for?
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Italian mafia bribery attempt
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Albanian mafia bribery attempt
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Unread post by VostokSila » January 16th, 2009, 2:12 am

Do you think a Russian could survive in an Albanian prison?
Dunno.. I dont know ANYTHING about Albanian prisons.

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Unread post by CheGuevara » January 16th, 2009, 2:34 pm

Dunno.. I dont know ANYTHING about Albanian prisons.

Lol! Your too much Vostok.

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Unread post by thewestside » January 16th, 2009, 2:35 pm

Johnny's posting the photos above basically shows his mentality. And it's a juvenile one that comes from the movies. A mobster's power comes from how they look? Is that it Johnny? Does it really come down to who can give the scariest look in a mugshot? Apparently you think so. Well, let's just examine your mentality here a little more closely.

Now, by Johnny's mentality, the guy below is just some old, unshaven geezer who looks completely out of it. Nevermind the fact that until his death in 2005 he (Vincent Gigante) was the most powerful mob boss in the U.S.
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Unread post by thewestside » January 16th, 2009, 2:41 pm

Here are some more photos. Johnny would probably say that they don't look like anything special. Two of them are old. And the younger one is actually smiling and certainly not looking as mean as those Albanian super gangsters Johnny posted above. Nevermind the fact that they are among the top leaders in the most powerful crime family in the U.S.

Sorry Johnny, but once again your argument falls flat.

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Unread post by VostokSila » January 16th, 2009, 2:55 pm

Lol! Your too much Vostok.
I am too much.. I see where you are going at.

By your words.. I would assume that Albanians are 'extremly violent' and very hot headed.
Being hot headed in a foreign prison is not a good thing, and I know that Russians in other countries usualy 'keep to themself'. They (I assume) would not cause anything to disrespect someone or do anything to hurt anyone and deserve themself being 'taken care of'.

And if you are suggesting that Albanian prisons are worse than Russian prisons then it will be one of the funniest things ever said on this forum.

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