Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water

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Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water

Unread post by 'X' » September 6th, 2006, 10:23 pm

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus



August 30, 2006


An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville.


"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

The New Testament records the story of Jesus walking on the Sea of Galilee as he approached his disciples in a boat.

"And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea." (Matthew 14:25)

As WND reported in April, a researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus' miraculous walk on the surface of water – ice.

Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called "springs ice," according to Physorg.com, which specializes in news about science, technology, physics and space.

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Unread post by Christina Marie » September 6th, 2006, 10:33 pm

Wow...I dont even know what to say about that. At least the man gets points for his faith??? :?

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Unread post by Dr. Gonzo » September 6th, 2006, 10:48 pm

LOL

What a jackass.

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Unread post by MiChuhSuh » September 7th, 2006, 12:20 pm

Dr. Gonzo wrote:LOL

What a jackass.
exactly

"Thou shalt not test the Lord"

aka he's a dumbass

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Unread post by Godfather » September 7th, 2006, 5:16 pm

LMAO. That made my day.

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Unread post by Cinfull_Latina » September 8th, 2006, 10:06 am

well, heres something for tthe athiests to laugh at.

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Unread post by Dr. Gonzo » September 8th, 2006, 10:17 am

Cinfull_Latina wrote:well, heres something for tthe athiests to laugh at.
You bet your ass!!

Muahahahah

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Unread post by none for you » September 9th, 2006, 12:01 am

Dr. Gonzo wrote:
Cinfull_Latina wrote:well, heres something for tthe athiests to laugh at.
You bet your ass!!

Muahahahah
I think that God was definitely getting His point accross on this one!

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Unread post by useless_person » September 9th, 2006, 7:15 am

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This is funny! :D

He was a pastor and he drowned on water...

God really screwed him there, didn't he? :shock:

I'm sorry God for saying this and I hope I go to heaven! :cry:

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Unread post by black » September 12th, 2006, 12:13 pm

lol this dumbass.

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Unread post by useless_person » September 12th, 2006, 5:23 pm

Seriously I can't belive I'm laughing cause someone died but it's funny enough to make me laugh...

Haha WHAT A DUMBASSSSS!!!!!

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Unread post by Manso » September 14th, 2006, 10:18 am

yeah evangelicos are retarded

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Unread post by A Ghost » September 14th, 2006, 11:20 am

Cinfull_Latina wrote:well, heres something for tthe athiests to laugh at.
hahahhahaha

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Unread post by useless_person » September 14th, 2006, 3:14 pm

A Ghost wrote:
Cinfull_Latina wrote:well, heres something for tthe athiests to laugh at.
hahahhahaha
I thought you were a:

Image

Not a:

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Hahaha. No I'm just kidding...

I love you, buddy! :D

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Unread post by useless_person » September 14th, 2006, 3:15 pm

Shit. That didn't turn out right, here:

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Still, you're okay! :D

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Unread post by A Ghost » September 14th, 2006, 7:57 pm

^^WTF?

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Unread post by A Ghost » September 14th, 2006, 8:04 pm

hahaha I just got it.

I'm "A Ghost" because a certain somebody that runs a certain website "murdered" my last username because I fought with a certain moderator. (Which I had the right to get back at him for dissing me)

But Im over that now, so now I'm "A Ghost" free to haunt the boards here. if you notice I don't show up on the userlist when Im online.

I like that little extra touch. 8)

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And as far as being an atheist, when I can literally drive to a spot where someone got thier head blown off in a dirty scummy slum, yet 2 blocks up it's the suburbs with bake sales and soccer moms acting like everything is "Hunky Dory" and when I watch the news at night and I hear about little babies getting killed and little ass kids getting their heads blown off while riding their bikes down the street... ...you kind of lose faith after a while....

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Unread post by A Ghost » September 15th, 2006, 9:31 pm

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